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Thu, 24th of July

tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

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Thu, 24th of July

Don’t even know what to do with this cuteness!
#personal #instapets #catsofinstagram #kitten #cuteness #leeloo

  personal   instapets   catsofinstagram   leeloo   kitten   cuteness   with 1 note
Thu, 24th of July

bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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Thu, 24th of July
Anonymous asked: lets see that uncut cock

gnarly:

  hilarious   with 689 notes
Thu, 24th of July
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Thu, 24th of July

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

  hilarious   reblog forever   with 127,342 notes
Thu, 24th of July
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Thu, 24th of July

nice-wig-janis:

when plans get cancelled that you didn’t wanna attend

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  this is like the majority of my plans   personal   truth   with 447,270 notes
Thu, 24th of July

sixfigs:

Bobs Burgers is such an important show

  bob's burgers   tv   awesome show   love it   with 118,765 notes
Thu, 24th of July

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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  hilarious   with 150,081 notes
Thu, 24th of July

ninetails-of-kira:

"What’s your dream for the future?’ (x)

  dylan o'brien   with 3,250 notes
Wed, 23rd of July
  doctor who   ninth doctor   my favorite doctor   with 12,727 notes
Wed, 23rd of July

haveahiddles:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

YES WE ARE…. DEAR SWEET BABY JAYSUS.

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Wed, 23rd of July

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

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Wed, 23rd of July

hiddlesherethereeverywhere:

*came, pregnant, dead* 

  tom hiddleston   hotness   with 6,069 notes