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Tue, 29th of July

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” 
how is this possible? 

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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imakegoodlifechoices:

Sometimes my mom is really smart. Her power button on her laptop fell off. They wanted a bunch of money to fix it. She kept saying “but its just a button!” Then she realize an actual physical button fit in the hole. And she fixed her own laptop.

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dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD

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satan-in-a-v-neck:

because we were all thinking it…

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pleatedjeans:

via

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meerareed:

get to know me -  [1/10] male characters: Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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midgardmarxist:

barfingunicorn:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

So disgusting! This should be illegal!

ugh straight people

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cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

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captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

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i-am-the-fluffiest-cumberbunny:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

#THERE IS A REASON VULCANS SPENT SO LONG DEVELOPING THE ABILITY TO SUPPRESS THERE EMOTIONS#ONE OF THE MOST DIFFUCULT THINGS YOU CAN DO IN THIS UNIVERSE IS MAKE A VULCAN,EVEN A HYBRID, LOSE CONTROL#BUT IF YOU DO#THERE IS NO POWER IN THIS REALM OF REALITY TO SAVE YOU

Bitch you do not mess with Jim Kirk, Spock will fuck you up

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doesnotmatteratall:

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

Damn

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queenmerbabe:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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